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DVS + HUF

Vivienne's S09 campaign w/ Pam Anderson


The dude is Westwoods husband. I'd totally have a massive lady boner if I was attracted to men while in skirts and tights...

Then again who am I kidding? I totes have a mini throbber.

Stop by

Stevon gets 'drafted' for Snowboard Canada

Yay Saturdays

Hi Patrick

The Littlest Street Cat

This little guy lives in downtown Los Angeles all by himself. He has been coming around the office lately and doing a lot of meowing. He is friendly and stands on his hind legs so that you don't have to lean down to pet him, it's very considerate of him. I've been feeding him a couple of times a day. He is nice, but incredibly dirty.

Entertaining Nerdy French-immersion Kids for 80 Years.

Happy 80th Birthday Tin Tin.

Sometimes I make yummy stuff



Yam and beet fries w/ curry mayo.
Baked not fried, bitch!

A.P.C Spring

This is what I did today.

Pre-Fall 2009.

There were a few others with enjoyable pieces, but i felt as though these guys pulled through with A+ efforts. (click on pictures for links to view collection)


Vera Wang



Rag & Bone



Missioni



Doo.Ri



Alexander Wang



I'll do mens later, or whatever.

Dolphins, my secret love.

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...

I volunteer with dolphins whenever I get the opportunity. They are special to me, highly intelligent, empathic creatures that are dear to my heart, and are a healing aspect in my life. So it was that I met this particular dolphin, a female bottle nose dolphin, 7 years old, who is residing at my home cities coastal harbour/aquarium.

She is a beautiful dolphin, inquisitive and playful, and more used to human contact than her other, older pod mates. I answer any questions the general public have about dolphins, and spend most of my free time with them, studying and talking with them. I learned through continued contact that each dolphin has a very particular personality and habits, traits useful for differentiating between the fins who are sometimes hard to distinguish on visual markings alone.

In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespassing. But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me.

I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

I am aware there are people who would look at this and turn away in disgust. I can not force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited to within a single species. Human kind has created religions and laws and barbed-wire fences that have been created, written and erected out of the former belief that we are the best, the smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising that we have been extremely short sighted; many of us are realising this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs. One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which could improve many lives.

I only read books with lots of pictures



Flip through some of it here.

It fits!!



Because I have no boobies!

Shitty bitch

Every dog has it's day...

Stupid Yoda gets her moment in the sun. Art by Patrick

Finally




Southern California

Despite the fact you have to sit in traffic for two hours a day, the
air quality is awful and 90% of the time you can't see more than a
mile due to the smog, being constantly surrounded by people and never
alone except for the sanctity of your tiny over-priced apartment.
It's the middle of January, it's 30+ degrees, and I'm sweating at the
beach.
Hey Kev, have fun in Winnepeg.

Gaza

    

XMETALX

RadioZero just put up a metal playlist.

Ever wonder where hipsters come from?

Guess how big my lady boner is right now?



Barack attack!

It must be said



Valentino - you're sweet, but your skin isn't sweet.
Please consider not getting cancer and leaving us with this guy.

Science Fair Projects!

I used to love the science fair when i was young. Behold some of our future Lawyers, Politicians, and doctors.






























The future is bright!







Different Badgley Disguises



































On Craigslist Today

Check this one out:

NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Torrance, CA)
"OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on."

A new year, A new me.

Happy New years everyone!! So sorry for never posting. (like anyone cares)
I promise that 2009 is going to be different!
Patrick is a total boner.
Bianca Loves boners. (in mouth and bum)
TTFN!!!
-hakeem

Nature's hipsters



Flies on fixies? Bee's on cocaine!!!

Kahimi Karie



There is nothing wrong with Japanese girls singing French lounge songs.

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

I saw it last night with a bunch of buddies.


It was whatever. It's one of those movies that seems great when your watching it, but you leave somewhat disappointed knowing its going to win best picture despite the mediocre, predictable ending.

Then 20 people came over for dinner and now my apt. smells like a food court.

Some of my friends think that they snowboard good

Yesterday they press released their new movie with a teaser.





Who knew such massive boners could board good?! xoxo
(Source: Gnarcore)

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