Inner City

On my way to work this morning some downtown east side bro was all "Hey do you want to buy this liquor filled chocolate to put in your coffee?" and I was all "Um, yeah right. Those are gross!" and then he threw it at the sidewalk in front of me and it exploded all over my shoes. Then a block later the evil street birds physicked me out super hard and I dropped my coffee.

It's going to be an awesome day! I can feel it!