"Beautiful Dolphin Glass Accent End Table Display"

As I was searching around trying to get ideas of what coffee table id like to purchase for my living room, I stumbled across this little treasure while looking on our friend Craig's List of furniture for sale

"You must see to appreciate" and "The price is firm. Im not looking to give this one away" really makes me want to meet the person behind the post.

If its a dude, then this could be it guys - this really could be the one.

...if not, make room for some new decor Pat and 'Nnins.